every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

cerastes:

studentofetherium:

cerastes:

Dude look up Charlie the Unicorn when you get home.

dude they made a second one. you should come over to my house so we can watch it on the computer together

Yo for real? Dude let’s do this, then we can watch the new Happy Tree Friends, I heard it’s epic

colourpop’s ultra lip matte in flurries smells like vanilla

cocoa

OH MY GOD I PAID OFF MY CAR

cocoa

it’s so fun finding a new musician or band, finding out they’re british, and being like “please don’t be a terf”

why is eyebrow acne

She

i’m on strike from posting cocoa until the dodgers can win three games in a row

watching the world baseball classic